Lizard People

Lizard People

They Walk Among Us, Front and Back

Lizard People takes the most outlandish conspiracy theory of all and dresses it as official insignia. The T-shirt carries two prints. On the front, a small shield shows a lizard curled around the planet. On the back, the reptilians themselves stand at a lectern in suits, ready to address the nation.

Part of the Department's conspiracy set, it treats the theory with the straight face of a state emblem, which makes it funnier and a little unsettling.